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spider-manofficial:

hindre:

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youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine
Aug 21, 2014 / 899,985 notes

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

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Aug 21, 2014 / 396,812 notes

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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harryjamesnotpotter:

i am so gay SO Gay so gay so gay S O gA Y so gay sO G A Y s o GAY

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baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

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Aug 21, 2014 / 83,327 notes

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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Aug 20, 2014 / 60 notes

jerkidiot:

remember Peyton’s fluffy chicken

zackisontumblr:

my friend’s cat doesn’t care about anything
Aug 20, 2014 / 25,084 notes

zackisontumblr:

my friend’s cat doesn’t care about anything

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coelurosauravus:

henrycavills:

this literally isn’t “tru” at all

jesus christ i hate people.

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Aug 20, 2014 / 123,304 notes

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute
Aug 20, 2014 / 153,079 notes

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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emithestrange:

Babies

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